Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I was fifteen when my daddy's old man. Caught me half way through my first beer. He laughed so hard when my face turned green.… — Eric Church
Oh, don't you leave me here but if you must go anyhow. Just leave a dime for beer. — Lead Belly
Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money. — Peter Griffin
If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much. — Hank Hill
Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and let… — Hank Hill
Lotto tickets and cheap beer. That's why you can catch me here, tryna scratch my way up to the top. — Bruno Mars
Did I tell you I'm like light beer? I taste great but I'm less filling. — John Cena
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems — Homer Simpson
One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like the previous generation. It hasnt yet given up jeans and… — Unknown Author
For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King. — William Shakespeare
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? — Stephen Wright
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. — Homer Simpson
Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish. — Proverbs 31:6
It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea., http://chlorbo.ez-dns.com/sr7Ljmlj.php catalogs like fingerhut order than… — Unknown Author
Smoke rollin' out the window, an ice cold beer sittin' in the console. Memory lane up in the headlights, it's got me reminiscing on them… — Jason Aldean
Patrick Verona: What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples? — 10 Things I Hate About You
I only drink beer on days that ends in — Unknown Author
Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron, I really dont… — LMFAO
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his forhead… — Unknown Author
My Heart Dont Pump Blood , It Pump That Liquor And That Beer — Deezy Da Dreadhead
Jason Aldean just asked me if I was here tonight for the remake of Stayin' Alive...I laughed...Then drank another beer. — Jake Owen
It's spring break for a lot of college kids, so therefor I don't feel guilty for crushing this beer at 10:30am. — Jake Owen
I can't wait til the sun starts shining again and summer rolls around. I need to be out on a boat. With a beer and… — Jake Owen
Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now I dont drink… — Shia Labeouf

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