"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in…" — Stephen Wright

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"

— Stephen Wright

Beer Quotes Beers Quotes Case Quotes Case Coincidence Quotes Coincidence Quotes Day Quotes Funny Quotes Hours Quotes

17 Quotes by Stephen Wright

Stephen Wright has 17 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on…
He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell…
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over…
Boy, life takes a long time to live
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think…
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I…
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes…
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say,…
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop…
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for…
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle…

See all 17 quotes by Stephen Wright »

More Beer Quotes

This quote is filed under Beer Quotes, one of 1,136 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom… — Roseanne Barr
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially… — Dave Barry
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,… — Brendan Behan
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley

See all 1,136 Beer Quotes »