Beers Quotes
56 quotes by 53 authors
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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between…
— Dave Barry
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Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
— Michael Jackson
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Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.
— Dave Barry
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Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day.
— Stephen King
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I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign of force for…
— William Randolph Hearst
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They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a…
— Astrid Kirchherr
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I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening…
— John Daly
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I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used…
— Dennis Hopper
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I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of…
— Justine Bateman
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All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I…
— Janis Joplin
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We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have…
— Lita Ford
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I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the…
— Bruce Lansky
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Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.
— David Swanson
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I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want…
— Layne Staley
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Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.
— Ian Woosnam
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Those are real hard fans. There are a lot of them here. Some are a little bit crazy with their drinking their beers every once…
— Maria Sharapova
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I had been with a good friend, had a few beers, didn't bother to eat, went down to the hotel where the party was, walked…
— John Riggins
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The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste of…
— Charles Gavan Duffy
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Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was drinking coffee or…
— Daniel Burka
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I am told that today rather more than 60 per cent of the men who go to university go on a Government grant. This is…
— W. Somerset Maugham
Who Wrote These Beers Quotes
53 authors contributed a total of 56 Beers Quotes, led by these top contributors: