Beers Quotes

56 quotes by 51 authors

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to… — Chris Moneymaker
Girl express their feelings Via tears......BoyS express their feelings Via Beers... — Melchor Lim
I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers. — Green Monk
(revealing her high tolerance for alcohol) I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I hate… — Katy Perry
I'll stick wit Heineken beers. — Lady Sovereign
As leader, you're not allowed to go out and have beers on Friday night and break character. — Scott McNealy
I hate to say this, but if you drink a couple of beers sometimes, it makes your work-out easier. — Hulk Hogan
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? — Stephen Wright
Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...hello? Oh wait...I forgot to dial. — Rachel Green
If you want to come out, thats awesome. Well totally support that. And then he went away, thought about it, and came back and said,… — T R Knight
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that… — Unknown Author
When I drink: 2 Beers: I'm Relaxed and happy 4 Beers: I think my jokes are funny 6 Beers: I suddenly know magic tricks 8… — Jamsta E Ngugz
Education is incomplete without 5 B's B - Bikes B - Beers B - Babes B - Bunks and the most important B - Backlogs — Vinesh
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters. — Nikhil Saluja
My doctor says I should drink 8 glasses of water a day. I wonder how many beers is that equivalent to. — Nikhil Saluja

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