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• What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially… — Dave Barry
• Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson
• Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. — Dave Barry
• Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day. — Stephen King
• I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an… — William Randolph Hearst
• They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers.… — Unknown Author
• I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God… — John Daly
• I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an… — Dennis Hopper
• I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God,… — Justine Bateman
• All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a… — Janis Joplin
• We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around… — Lita Ford
• I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited… — Bruce Lansky

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