Beers Quotes

56 Beers quotes by 51 unique authors

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between… — Dave Barry
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. — Dave Barry
Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day. — Stephen King
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign of force for… — William Randolph Hearst
They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a… — Unknown Author
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening… — John Daly
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used… — Dennis Hopper
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of… — Justine Bateman
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I… — Janis Joplin
We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have… — Lita Ford
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the… — Bruce Lansky
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers. — Unknown Author
I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want… — Layne Staley
Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too. — Ian Woosnam
Those are real hard fans. There are a lot of them here. Some are a little bit crazy with their drinking their beers every once… — Maria Sharapova
I had been with a good friend, had a few beers, didn't bother to eat, went down to the hotel where the party was, walked… — John Riggins
The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste of… — Charles Gavan Duffy
Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was drinking coffee or… — Daniel Burka
I am told that today rather more than 60 per cent of the men who go to university go on a Government grant. This is… — W. Somerset Maugham
I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them. "But I'm here… — Phil Robertson
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for… — Chris Pratt
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether… — Brad Renfro
it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary. — Hunter S. Thompson
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room… — Joe Arpaio

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