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- They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a…
- Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.
- One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that…
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