"I hate it when my foot falls asleep……" — Stephen Wright
"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night."
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17 Quotes by Stephen Wright
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One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on…
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He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell…
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Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over…
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Boy, life takes a long time to live
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think…
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I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I…
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I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes…
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say,…
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I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop…
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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for…
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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle…
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I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got…
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