Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit. Perfect for backin… — Unknown Author
If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place that aint too… — Unknown Author
Unlike Beer, Love Doesn't Taste Good When It's Cold... — Pacifiersucker
Grab her by the neck, bring her to my lips, I take my time to enjoy her cause this bottle full of beer is what… — Martin Vega
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? — Hussein Nishah
If at first you don't succeed - call it a day and have a beer — Hussein Nishah
The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isnt going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time theyll rise up is during a… — Jarod Kintz
Back in the day, When we had stress we got a bottle of Jack and dealt with it.... Now a days all these kids want… — Unknown Author
Beer is not the answer......beer is the question....the answer is yes — Unknown Author
Ice in the chamber, beer in the bong, weed on the bowl smoke till we're gone. — Makai1k5
I says money can't buy me happiness, but it can buy me beer. And that is good enough for me — Nishan Panwar
Love is like drinking beer. Once you get too much of it, you begin to act stupid. — Nishan Panwar
Okay, he either said, 'move to the back of the throat,' or he 'wants a root beer float.' -Dory — Finding Nemo
Just 'Hear' This!!!! There was a Deer, Whose ear sensed a Bear, Deer froze with fear, Bear came near. Negotiated Deer, Dear Bear, I have… — Mohit Sharma
Never slack on your beer its watching you O.O — Unknown Author
Youre not really an adult at all. Youre just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you dont understand. — Ramandeep Singh
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all… — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
If you look into your own mind, which are you, Don Quixote or Sancho Panza? Almost certainly you are both. There is one part of… — Unknown Author
If at first you dont succeed, buy her another beer. — Azgraybebly Joslan
I never thought I'd have such a luxurious life. A healthy husband ... beautiful little girl... Jacuzzi and beer and fruitbowl and Beethoven and Mendelssohn… — Miki Gorman
If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, wed find them in about 15 minutes. — Ritu Ghatourey
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja
I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and maintain an erection. — Nikhil Saluja
There's no 'we' in beer get the fuck away from me — Nikhil Saluja
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja

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