Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a… — Kesha
My party time is usually a dinner party with friends. I couldn't give a f**k about going to clubs. I want to drink really good… — Katy Perry
(revealing her high tolerance for alcohol) I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I hate… — Katy Perry
Got any beer? — Wolverine
Shot of Tequila, beer on tap. Sweet southern woman set on my lap. — Alan Jackson
Ooh, she put her beer down. — Trace Adkins
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline. — Jake Owen
I rolled my daddy's truck off the Dixonville curve after drinkin' my fifth beer. — Justin Moore
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night. — Gretchen Wilson
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up. I'm next on the table, who want what? I am champion at beer pong, Allen Iverson,… — Asher Roth
You got your beer gog's on and I'm getting ass — Hollywood Undead
So let's take some shots, do a beer run and flip off a cop. — Hollywood Undead
Give me some root beer, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug. — The Beach Boys
I'm proud of my trophies, like my empty beer cans. — Dead Kennedys
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. — Meat Loaf
Bang bang! Hey, pour me a beer. No pretty drinks, I'm a guy out here. — Jessie J
I'm only here for the beer — Unknown Author
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. — Daniel Tosh
I including some other friends I said come on down and have a sip again Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of beer. — Laurel Aitken
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson
Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. -Gimli — Lord Of The Rings
Matter of fact c'mon, let's go in the store and get a beer. When we walk past each other, turn and pop him in his… — D Block
I don't know if there's a reason I'm here, I feel the only thing that's driving me is reason and fear and seeing death to… — Jedi Mind Tricks
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my fries. I love a good loud honky tonk. That rocks on Friday night. — Eric Church
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my fries. I love a good loud honky tonk that rocks on Friday nights. — Eric Church

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