"If I have a near-beer, Im near beer.……" — Craig Ferguson
"If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine."
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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