Near Beer Quotes

3 Near Beer quotes by 2 unique authors

• If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent… — Craig Ferguson
• The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance — Philander Johnson
• If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent… — Craig Ferguson

Who Wrote These Near Beer Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 3 Near Beer Quotes as follows:

• 2 Near Beer Quotes by Craig Ferguson
• 1 Near Beer Quote by Philander Johnson