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- If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to… — Craig Ferguson
- The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance — Philander Johnson
- If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to… — Craig Ferguson