Tequila Quotes

64 quotes by 60 authors

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of… — Justine Bateman
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you… — Jackson Rathbone
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and… — Jessica Simpson
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different — Tre Cool
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know… — Lee Marvin
An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. — Tori Amos
I wanted to do my part to help preserve that golden age of travel... I step aboard The Patron Tequila Express railcar, and I go… — John Paul DeJoria
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who… — Britt Ekland
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. — Jimmy Buffett
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. — Bobby Bare
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme… — Teri Polo
But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should… — Ted Demme
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink… — Sammy Hagar
A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody else. I have… — Queen Latifah
I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila. — Hugh Laurie
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go… — Ron White
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila ,… — Kim Harrison
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and… — Hunter S. Thompson

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