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Tequila Quotes by Mitch Ratcliffe
- Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns.
- A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
More Tequila Quotes
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin
- I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me… — Justine Bateman
- Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone
- This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a… — Jessica Simpson
- I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little… — Tre Cool
- Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran
- Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down.… — Lee Marvin
- An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. — Tori Amos
- I wanted to do my part to help preserve that golden age of travel... I step aboard The Patron Tequila Express railcar,… — John Paul DeJoria
- Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee… — Britt Ekland
- It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. — Jimmy Buffett
- Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. — Bobby Bare