Tequila Quotes

64 quotes by 56 authors

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. — Mark Z. Danielewski
Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the… — Douglas Adams
If I have a near-beer, Iâ€™m near beer. And if Iâ€™m near beer, Iâ€™m close to tequila. And if Iâ€™m close to tequila, Iâ€™m adjacent… — Craig Ferguson
I want you to go back to Tucson and bring me the bottle of tequila I keep in my liquor cabinet. And don't scare Tim."… — Richelle Mead
I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching palm trees sway… — Karen Marie Moning
After you, it's all cheap tequila. — Jacqueline Carey
And no one drank just one shot of tequila. — Kristin Hannah
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land. — P. C. Cast
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate — Tom Robbins
They will say I smoked cigarettes and marijuana, cursed hoarse as a crow in all my languages, and loved morphine and Demerol and tequila and… — Kate Braverman
They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination.… — Darynda Jones
At least you donâ€™t need a prescription for tequila. — Rachel Vincent
Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination — Rainbow Rowell
I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're going to find… — Rainbow Rowell
Our aim is to establish El Cartel as not just another tequila but part of the club and party lifestyle. There are several songs where… — Daddy Yankee
I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters. — Conrad Hall
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns. — Mitch Ratcliffe
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila — Mitch Ratcliffe
Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila. — Alexander Payne
Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as… — Tom Robbins

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