Tequila Quotes

64 quotes by 56 authors

A woman tel her man I'm not whisky that after u drink, u feel drowsy wuz up! Drink only tequila at least u can still… — Suman Rai
U r as cool as Vodka, as hard as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as mixed as cocktail n as special… — Norden
You cannot be everyone's cup of tea, some do coffee. sometimes it is better to be someone else shots of tequila any time any day… — Mercy Pheona
Shot of Tequila, beer on tap. Sweet southern woman set on my lap. — Alan Jackson
Tequila drinking, our minds will wonder to wondrous places. — Dave Matthews Band
It's another tequila sunrise, staring slowly cross the sky. — The Eagles
The whole place turned into a gigantic orgy, every kind of sex freak, from homosexuals to nymphomaniacs, especially the needle and mainlining scene, losing syringes… — Edie Sedgwick
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity
When life throws lemons at you, call some friends grab a bottle of Tequila and take some shots! — Unknown Author
Love is like a lemon; it goes great with tequila. — Unknown Author
I have to usually drink a little tequila, that's usually what happens, I get into celebratory mode, because I can't really party much on the… — Adam Levine
Tequila glasses, shots to the head cuz some memories they need assassins. — Big Sean
The local wellness shots in Malibu are like meeting for tequila shots with friends. The best sickness remedy! Yuck! But they work. — Brooke Burke
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent… — Craig Ferguson
When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt! — Unknown Author
A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg. — Seth Meyers
All women are beautiful. Some are just one sunset and twenty shot of tequila away from being it. — Unknown Author
Un tequila mas por favor!!! in english! one more tequila please! — Katrina
Love is just the hangover after a tequila shot of stupidity. — Shubham Joshi
I wish raindrops where tequila,so that I dont have to tell my m0m,i dont drink,its raining. — Redeyeen

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