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- When life throws lemons at you, call some friends grab a bottle of Tequila and take some shots!
- Love is like a lemon; it goes great with tequila.
- When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!
- All women are beautiful. Some are just one sunset and twenty shot of tequila away from being it.
- One tequila two tequila three takillya floor
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