Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson
I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste. — David White
Would I were in an alehouse in London. — William Shakespeare
This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and… — Ernest Hemingway
"What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine Stunning Ale." "Then,"… — Charles Dickens
Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for a gentleman of letters, worthy of the name, to drink. — Guy de Maupassant
Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale. — A. E. Housman
I use no Porter ... in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent… — George Washington
I have received delegations of working men who come, apparently speaking of the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it as a genuine… — Woodrow Wilson
They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up. — Chuck Berry
I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer! — Robert Bolt
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer. — Marv Levy
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they… — Aristotle
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will… — Dave Barry
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. — Dave Barry
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing on your shoulders… — Charles Baudelaire
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth. — Charles Bukowski
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M.F.K. Fisher
Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again, if I had… — F. Scott Fitzgerald

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