Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to… — Dave Barry
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But… — Mark Twain
Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him… — Henry David Thoreau
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would… — J P Donleavy
Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than… — Milan Kundera
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. — Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher
The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops instead of the… — George Orwell
I am very picky about my people and my beer. — Shelby Lynne
The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we can we must.… — A. E. Housman
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. — Dave Barry
The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. — Mark Twain
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on… — Michael Jackson
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me. — W.C. Fields
A man who lies about beer makes enemies. — Stephen King
To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world. — Richard P. Feynman
The Rat, meanwhile, was busy examining the label on one of the beer-bottles. "I perceive this to be Old Burton," he remarked approvingly. "Sensible Mole!… — Kenneth Grahame
It was darkly rumoured that the butler, regarding him with favour such as that stern man had never shown before to mortal boy, had sometimes… — Charles Dickens
She was luxuriously tired and her muscles felt sore from the unaccustomed strain of riding astride. Nothing had ever tasted so good as the cool… — Kathleen Winsor
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way

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