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Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning?

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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Certain people want to see me solely as a pop act, but there are many different sides to Christina Aguilera besides the… — Christina Aguilera
Going to regular public high school and working and auditioning was really, really tough. I never really fit in and hit the… — Naya Rivera
Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until… — Chelsea Handler
I don't want to be Christina Aguilera. I want to be Amy Lee, rock queen - not sex queen. — Amy Lee
I'm like the Christina Aguilera of the Internet. — Sky Ferreira
I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice. — Jessica Simpson
People stereotype pop stars, but Christina [Aguilera] proves them wrong with her unique style and talent. — Sarah Michelle Gellar
When I was first starting out in the music industry, I was always coupled in the same sentence with Jessica Simpson, Britney… — Mandy Moore
Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up. — Britney Spears
I heard that when Christina Aguilera went back to her prom, people, like, booed her. I can't imagine going through that. If… — Taylor Swift
If you love something, Let it go, If it comes back it's yours, That's how you know kno-o-ow Nonsense, Christina Aguilera! I… — Jon Richardson
I think Christina Aguilera is great; I would love to work with her. — Lindsay Lohan

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