Humor Quote by Cassie Mae Download Open image ““If I touch it, that ass is gonna go off.”” — Cassie Mae ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Well, fella, as much as I’d like to stick something up your ass, it ain’t gonna be my finger or anything else on my… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
“If you let someone sweep you off your feet, you better be prepared to land on your ass.” — Devan Sipher Copy Share Image
“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulation to my thighs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Now I just have to decide how you’re going to get me off first. Hands, mouth, tits, pussy, or ass” — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades.” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!” — Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex Copy Share Image
“Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.” — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
“I knew it!" Cards fly everywhere, as if he had them hidden in his gym shorts.” — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“My eyes travel up red slacks, a white marching band shirt with a red sash that says ORCHARD HIGH, and finally reach the top… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“Kaylee, For over a hundred years, magicians have been pulling objects out of hats. Rabbits, flowers... It's become such a famous trick that rabbits… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“People change, you know. They grow, they shrink, they bald, they get zits, they wrinkle. But each person is attractive in their own way,… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“Before this trip he was my best friend... And now, well, do you realize how hot he is? I mean like wow. When did… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“I think only bookworms understand the kind of power stories can have on a person” — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“I've been checking you out since we were freshmen." " Why? ?" "Do you even have to ask?" I laugh as a string of… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“I nod like a trained puppy, hoping to god I'm not drooling. How am I supposed to go on stage when I can't take… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“The ocean is scary . . . but it is beautiful,” he says into my ear. He clearly sees something I’m not seeing. “I… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“I know you’re pissed, and you have every right to be, I get it. And it’s an ugly thing you threw at my face,… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“Dedicated to anyone who has weaknesses, and finds the strength to overcome them.” — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
