Humor Quote by Cassidy Hunter Download Open image ““Kali waved an impatient hand. "We can't have a pity party right now. I didn't bring the cake.”” — Cassidy Hunter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Pity party Right now
“Right. You're Kali. Of course you're planning a rescue mission. Stupid self-sacrifice is kind of your thing.” — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“He smiled. “What’s going on?” “Why does something have to be going on? Maybe I just missed you.” He gave me an uncharacteristically streetwise look. I had a feeling I knew where he’d picked it up. “Yeah, I missed you, too.” I wasn’t looking forward to the turn the conversation would take when I brought up Yukiko, and felt no… — Barry Eisler Copy Share
“Guests aren't trouble[...]they're a blessing. Having no one to cook for, now, that's a sadness.” — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“Can we leave now?” She laughed. Yeah, she probably shouldn’t have found it amusing that her mate was in hell surrounded by people …… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“You think you can uncuff me now?" "Sorry, man, I have orders not to do that. Madison said she would bring me a huge… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“The bitch,” Bobby said sarcastically. “The nerve of the woman. Going in and bringing cake—there was cake, right?” When Tommy nodded, Bobby went on.… — J.H. Knight Copy Share Image
“That was Lucy's tactful way of saying 'In case you feel like murdering Kali tonight, we are making sure you don't break your ankle… — Jess Bowen Copy Share Image
“Very Kalinda Sharma,” I said. “He’s going to be scrambling to hold on to you.” — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“There it was, Hema must have thought; it was both the sorry and the thank-you that was so long overdue, and the funny thing… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
“shakily. She tried not to grin, even though it was straining at her face. He wanted to play this seriously—to keep his rules while… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“For once, fate us taking a problem off our hands gratis. Let's smile, say thank you and stay the hell out of it!” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“After a moment his eyes dropped from hers. His fingers realigned the forks on the table. “I wish you were not so brave.” She… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image