Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare

Clearly,' said Luke, 'something's going on that I don't know about.' Simon looked over at him. 'Sometimes I think that's the motto of my…

— Cassandra Clare

“Look," Luke went on, "In all the years I've known him, there's always been exactly one place Simon wanted to be, and he's always…

— Cassandra Clare

“We can never know," Simon answered slowly. "God hides the future from man's eyes. We are forced to choose, not knowing. I have chosen…

— Elizabeth George Speare

“My eyes bulged. Will shifted uncomfortably next to me. I looked at him and his eyes met mine. "Jesus," I murmured. "Nope," Nathaniel chirped.…

— Courtney Moulton

She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out…

— Cassandra Clare

“Finally, realization dawned. I belonged to Luke. I was Luke’s woman. Hell, I had probably been born to be Luke’s woman (if you believed…

— Kristen Ashley

I can't believe you know someone named Freaky Pete," said Simon. "I know alot of people," said Luke. "Not that Freaky Pete is strictly…

— Cassandra Clare

“Jesus is the Christ.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“I couldn't tell you what was happening on the TV screen. My eyes saw the pictures, but could not register what was happening, especially…

— L.D. Davis

“He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just see the big…

— J.D. Salinger

“Jesus not only revealed himself, he hid himself at the same time.”

— Robert Farrar Capon

“Jesus told His disciples to become like whom?”

— Heidi Kreider