Funny Quote by Carol Leifer Download Open image “It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.” — Carol Leifer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humans Inspirational Marriage Men
Krushna and I never wanted to get married as we were very happy living together. But one fine day, Krushna got up and proposed… — Kashmira Shah Copy Share Image
Marriage probably originated as a straightforward food-for-sex deal among foraging primates. Compatibility was not a big issue, nor, of course, was there any tension… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
He is a Hindu NRI and I am a Christian, so I did a court marriage and had a Catholic wedding. The wedding was… — Rakhi Sawant Copy Share Image
I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Being raised in the church and being raised in hip-hop, it was just a really natural marriage. — Kirk Franklin Copy Share Image
Khaled Said was a young man just like me, and what happened to him could have happened to me, — Wael Ghonim Copy Share Image
If ever I wanted to marry, it would have been only Kunal and I said it is irrelevant because I always felt I am… — Soha Ali Khan Copy Share Image
In 5,000 years of recorded human history... neither in the east or in the west... has any society ever defined marriage as anything other… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Thousands of years and many civilizations have defined a marriage as the union between one man and one woman. With few exceptions, those civilizations… — Randy Neugebauer Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I was one… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,' — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me… — Carol Leifer Copy Share
You can never go wrong betting on Americans' bad eating habits. So I've made a ton investing in all fast food chains, while at… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
