Father Quote by Carol Leifer Download Open image “My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'” — Carol Leifer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Father Guy Jokes Kind Parenting Subjects
My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
My dad had a great sense of humor; he was a very funny guy and did know how to laugh. — Mary L. Trump Copy Share Image
My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People who knew Dad used to say at times I was brought up as the son Dad never had. — Gina Rinehart Copy Share Image
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark Copy Share Image
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
It's funny, I see my dad in myself when I say certain things or I do certain things. I'll say, 'That was my dad… — Philip Rivers Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I was one… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
You can never go wrong betting on Americans' bad eating habits. So I've made a ton investing in all fast food chains, while at… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Whatever meaning 'Annie's Song' had for me on a personal level, there was also a larger context. It could just as easily have been… — John Denver Copy Share Image
Of all the people who have affected my life and influenced the choices I've made, none has been more important than my father. I… — Teddy Atlas Copy Share Image
(knitting while on a motorcycle) "For several years she knitted in secret (my father would not approve; she was to concentrate on motorcycling and… — Elizabeth Zimmermann Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
My parents were not musical, and they were not effervescent people; everything was very quiet. The music that I played was loud; it used… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
My father longed for a better life for us, and when I was nine he got a job as a heart surgeon in Belfast.… — Katie Melua Copy Share Image
I guess, it's a father's dream for his daughter to be known around the world. — Liza Soberano Copy Share Image
The old men of the village of Mahotière say that the Mistress of the Water is a mulatto woman. At midnight she comes out… — Jacques Roumain Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. We all have to bear things, Ari. All of us. Your father has to bear the war and what it did… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This was, I sometimes thought, the last gift my father gave me. And the best: His death stood out as the supreme-o excuse for… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image