Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different. I was very attached to… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they've had near death experiences. Do… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I was one… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,' — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
You can never go wrong betting on Americans' bad eating habits. So I've made a ton investing in all fast food chains, while at… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
