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“Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?” quote by Dick Clark — Download Open image

“Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?”

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The Prince interview was a failure. Huge, but most memorable 'cause he didn't say anything.

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I'm always distressed by the supposedly bright people who don't know what they are.

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If you fall down, get up and walk again. If you can't walk, crawl. If that idea fails, have another one It doesn't happen…

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My father-in-law's pro-growth policies are clearly working for Mississippi, and keeping Hyde-Smith in the Senate is vital to ensuring that partisan gridlock doesn't bring our great American revival to a halt.

“I mean, imagine for a second Olivero Barretto, some nice Italian kid from down the block in Cranston, Rhode Island. He comes to see Mr. Cavilleri, a wage-earning pastry chef of that city, and says, "I would like to marry your only daughter, Jennifer." What would the old man's first question be? (He would not question Barretto's love, since to…

Someday I will get married, and I should be able to watch my films with my children, mother-in-law, and father-in-law.

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It was very important to my father-in-law that we didn't feel like we deserted our base of voters.

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I was extremely close to my mother-in-law and after she, and later my father-in-law passed away, I continue to feel their presence.

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“Since Aureliano at that time had very confused notions about the difference between Conservatives and Liberals, his father in law gave him some schematic lessons. The Liberals, he said, were Freemasons, bad people, wanting to hang priests, to institute civil marriage and divorce, to recognize the rights of illegitimate children as equal to those of legitimate ones, and to cut…

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Cindy Hyde-Smith has proven that she's committed to resisting the Democrats' obstructionist tactics and helping my father-in-law implement his pro-growth policies.

For more than two and a half years, my father-in-law has been implementing pro-growth policies that have made America more prosperous than ever before…

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And his father in law, the damsel's father, retained him; and he abode with him three days: so they did eat and drink, and…

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My father-in-law saw me at a dance performance. The next day, I got a phone call, and the caller said, 'I'm Dhirubhai Ambani... may…

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Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you get right back in here and tell me you love me.' He grinned and jokingly said, 'Elsie, when we were married, I told you I loved you, and if that ever changes, I'll let you know.' It's hard…

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“His father in law, who was as old as the century, had just retired and was living in a country house in Gelderland. He would be coming by car. Saskia called and suggested that he pick them up--then they could get coffee together first. A typical country dweller, he replied that he wouldn't be caught dead in Amsterdam; what did…

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