Humor Quote by Brian Randleas Download Open image ““If everyone was perfect then I am pretty sure I would be perfect.”” — Brian Randleas ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Inspirational-humor
“you say that nobody's perfect. but logically, if nobody's perfect, you must be perfect.” — Lynda Mullaly Hunt Copy Share Image
“If you want to be perfect, worry only about being the perfect you.” — Bijan Sharifi-Tabesh Copy Share Image
“Nobody is perfect... as far as I see... and now you are comming and proving that you are perfect?” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
“I didn't have to be perfect-hardly anyone was perfect. Why did I think I had to be perfect all the time?” — Mary Miller Copy Share Image
“I know you aren't perfect. But it's a person's imperfections that make them perfect for someone else.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“I try to be perfect but I'm not. I'm perfectly imperfect in every way.” — James Weston Copy Share Image
“No one is perfect; that’s all the reason to work towards perfection.” — Vinita Kinra Copy Share Image
“I am not perfect for you, but I will always imperfectly try to be.” — Atticus Poetry Copy Share Image
“I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far my numbers… — Brian Randleas Copy Share Image
“I have to say that I like the way it is being done a great deal more than the way it isn't.” — Brian Randleas Copy Share Image
“Society teaches us that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. The bill of rights informs us that we have the right to keep… — Brian Randleas Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image