Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson

“Why did you buy me?" He leaned back, steepling his fingers. "I didn't. You were a gift. An unwanted gift." His lips twitched. "A…

— Pepper Winters

“I asked myself, 'What would Branwen do in these circumstances?'" He smiled. "The answer came very easily." "Then perhaps such questions are better left…

— Frewin Jones

“Tell me, why do you think I do this?" The king sounds curious. "Out of lust? Is that what you think?" Kill a cardinal?…

— Hilary Mantel

“So,Miss Fitt," Clarence said once we turned onto a tree-lined road beside the river, "you are no doubt wondering why I invited you out."…

— Susan Dennard

“Sage laughs. “You got this all planned out, don’t you?” “I have to. This is like The Italian Job. Except we’re smuggling me.” “Sounds…

— Ashley Poston

“You have to call Darth Sullivan your 'Liege'?" I grinned. "Only if I expect him to answer.”

— Chloe Neill

“Just answer me this. Is she worth it?" Ash's face went blank and cold, like a door slamming shut. "Would this be considered payment…

— Julie Kagawa

“What is the Lord asking of me in this moment, in this situation?”

— Will Schwalbe

“Every night I still ask the Lord, "Why?" and havent heard a decent answer yet”

— Jack Kerouac

“He didn't ask - of course he didn't ask - but he did show up at the captain's quarters one evening after dinner looking…

— Cassandra Rose Clarke

“Ask not the elves for advice, because they will tell you both 'yes' and 'no'.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Easy, luv. Don't stir the devil, or you'll 'ave to pay the consequences." "I'm not sure I have any coin on me," she said…

— Bec McMaster