Funny Quote by Bo Burnham Download Open image “Where are all the sour patch parents?” — Bo Burnham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Parent Parenting Patches Sour
The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Child: Hey dad, where do babies come from? Dad: Well uhhhh.... good question hunny.... lmao — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
“Natural parents should bear in mind that the more supplementaries their children find, at school or elsewhere, the better they will know that it… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
I was the middle child of three boys and grew up in the village of Barton Seagrave near Kettering, Northamptonshire. My father, Nigel, followed… — Richard Coles Copy Share Image
I think all kinds of parents are different in what they're seeking. — Margaret Spellings Copy Share Image
I've raised three kids: my wife and I have three kids. I've observed through direct contact the adults they are now is partially the… — Chris Hadfield Copy Share Image
In the neighborhood package store. Mixing the good with the bad. Which flavors of life's labor have you had? — Big Krit Copy Share Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image