Bagpipes Quote by Bill Maher

...I got to try the bagpipes. It was like trying to blow an octopus.

— James Galway

When I hear the bagpipes, it makes the hairs on my neck stand on end. It always makes me weep.

— Ashley Jensen

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

— George Carlin

Bagpipes is a woodwind instrument, so you have to warm it up. But in a wrestling dressing room? You've got to be kidding me.

— Roddy Piper

Scottish bagpipe has two tenors and one bass - three drone pipes - and then the one chanter. If you put bagpipes together, it…

— Yoshi Wada

The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started

— Thomas Beecham

“Musick they have, but not the harmony of the sphears, but loud terrene noises, like the bellowing of beasts; the loud bagpipe is their…

— Alistair Campsie

“Pipes are not to be used for teaching, nor any artificial instruments, as the harp, or the like: but whatsoever will make the hearers…

— St. Thomas Aquinas

It's hard to play with a bagpipe player. It's like an exotic bird. I love the sound, it's like strangling a goose.

— Tom Waits

I've always said that when people start saying, 'Oh my God, why doesn't this woman put down her bagpipes?' then I will. I just…

— Lisa Stansfield

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his…

— Alfred Hitchcock

What's even worse than a flute? - Two flutes!

— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart