Art Quote by Tom Waits

Scottish bagpipe has two tenors and one bass - three drone pipes - and then the one chanter. If you put bagpipes together, it…

— Yoshi Wada

Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

— Dave Mustaine

...I got to try the bagpipes. It was like trying to blow an octopus.

— James Galway

Initially, when I was making the bagpipes and reed instruments, it was different from the other instruments. In terms of sound itself, it may…

— Yoshi Wada

I wanted to play it for a very long time. I was like, 'What's the one instrument that none of my neighbors are going…

— Taylor Russell

“Musick they have, but not the harmony of the sphears, but loud terrene noises, like the bellowing of beasts; the loud bagpipe is their…

— Alistair Campsie

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

— George Carlin

I play the baritone horn - which is like a mini tuba, and is the least sexy instrument you can choose, and I generally…

— Steve Carell

When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.

— Jack Finney

“New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that…

— Bill Maher

I've played everything but a harp.

— Hattie McDaniel

Bassoon is not an easy instrument to play and to pick it up and play it like a flute or a saxophone is quite…

— Henry Mancini