“New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I think there should be a built in Breathalyzer on twitter so drunk people can't sign in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
