Humor Quote by Benjamin Martin Download Open image ““I'd become a Psychologist... but then I'd have to admit myself.”” — Benjamin Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Apparently, I had graduated from psychologist and was now in need of a full-blown psychiatrist.” — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“Hell, I even enrolled at a university and studied psychology in an attempt to make an honest living” — Stevie J. Cole Copy Share Image
“If she's a psychology student, she'll love talking about herself.” — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
“He becomes an auto-psychologist. “What do I know?” he asks himself.” — Stefan Zweig Copy Share Image
“Her psychologist used to say that you have to have reasonable expectations about yourself and accept who you are, otherwise you will only disappoint.” — Emma Ångström Copy Share Image
“I make a mental note to look into a psychology degree. Seriously. I may not be a real people person, but for one hundred… — McCall Hoyle Copy Share Image
“You are my nervous system, which I have grown myself over billions of years so that I could finally have the opportunity to marvel… — Bohdan Tanchyk Copy Share Image
“As a child I felt mostly alone. Now, having been trained as a psychologist, I am still, because I know things and must hint… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“Tell me, where did you get your clinical psychology degree from? Oh, that's right. The University of Bullshit.” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Be kind to yourself and you would've taken a step toward self-actualization.” — J.R. Incer Copy Share Image
I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me. And the cost is more than I can bear. — Benjamin Martin Copy Share Image
“No language as depending on arbitrary use and custom can ever be permanently the same, but will always be in a mutable and fluctuating… — Benjamin Martin Copy Share Image
Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away? — Benjamin Martin Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
