Humor Quote by Barbara Kingsolver

“There was something different about the way he regarded her. She wasn't the most intuitive when it came to the opposite sex, let alone…

— Taryn Browning

“As long as a woman is mentally open, so are her legs.”

— S.L. Jennings

“That's why he preferred young women. So much easier to impress. Although these days he often found them as rude and forthright as their…

— Gert Loveday

“The thought occurred to her that God made her daddy's shoulders broad and strong so he could hold up the burdens of others.”

— Tess Hilmo

“She'd been faithful to God through everything He'd laid at her feet, but where was He now?”

— Connie Almony

“Still, he could see by the way she carried herself that she'd truly come of age and was at peace with the world. That…

— Steven A. McKay

“He wanted a daughter who looked like his wife. His wife had informed him she wanted a son who looked like her husband. God…

— Kristen Ashley

“She was beholden to no man, held her tongue for none, she would stand before the gods themselves and inform them of what they…

— A. H. Septimius

“Were we women always destined to appear as we were not, as long as we were standing next to our husbands?”

— Melanie Benjamin

“God sure hadn't done His menfolk any favors when He's made women such a puzzlement.”

— Regina Jennings

“He had realistic expectations. He was ugly as sin. She was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen. It was only a matter of…

— Skye Warren

“Indeed, she had started to wonder if her blessings might be in her daughters and their progeny rather than in her sons. There was…

— Elizabeth Chadwick