LOVE, The last and most serious of the childhood diseases; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch. — Nikhil Saluja Last night Copy Share Image
I'm still trying to move on but every night I can't stop myself from crying because of you. — Nikhil Saluja Being broken Copy Share Image
What's the WiFi password here? is the new Finally I decided to visit you — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you stare at someones tits long enough, you'll hear her saying Hey. Look up My face is above — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear? — Nikhil Saluja Being annoyed Copy Share Image
I have a condition that prevents me on going on a diet.. I Get Hungry — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm totally gonna be that cool dad that picks up his kid from school in underwear and on a scooter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom always says, If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all..now you know why I don't… — Nikhil Saluja Mom Copy Share Image
Porn should automatically turn on when they hear the words, I can't sleep. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If an egg is broken by outside force - LIFE ENDS. If an egg breaks from WITHIN - LIFE BEGINS. GREAT things… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Mobile phones do not get you close to people, it just takes you away from the ones sitting next to you — Nikhil Saluja Mobile Phone Copy Share Image
Pro-gas-ti-na-tion¦ Waiting to fill up your tank while hoping the gas prices will actually go down. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what… — Nikhil Saluja Psychology Copy Share Image
On wall in ladies room: 'My husband follows me everywhere' Written just below it: 'I do not' — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just learned today that bacteria is not the back door of a cafeteria. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
