My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
The hardest question in the world to answer completely truthfully is 'how are you?' — Nikhil Saluja Truth Seeking Copy Share Image
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Fun fact: Poop is the only word in the English language that can have its last letter removed and it still means… — Nikhil Saluja English language Copy Share Image
Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm feeling down, I come on twitter and read some of your (stolen & reworded) inspirational tweets. Thank you for being there! — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I liked that wedding even more then ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Cell phones may be ruining people's sex lives because people often stop in the middle of sex to answer a call. In… — Nikhil Saluja Cell phone Copy Share Image
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
