Sometimes, hope is what makes us smile. Other times, a smile is what can bring us hope . — Nikhil Saluja Hope Copy Share Image
If A Girl Talks Sweetly She Is Charming If A Boy Talks Sweetly He Is A Flirt — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Is it considered cheating when married porn stars go to work? — Nikhil Saluja Porn star Copy Share Image
Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja Blind people Copy Share Image
I prefer eating a vegetarians pussy because it's organic, sorry meat eaters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The more you ask how much longer it will take, the longer the journey will seem. — Nikhil Saluja Travel Copy Share Image
Lifehack: End your day whenever you accidentally close your Gmail tab. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Speaking your mind is easy. Speaking it tactfully? Not so much. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Before Twitter, people only had to write like 10 apology letters in rehab. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are strong... when you take your grief and teach it to smile. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
The true Strength of a Man is his ability to make a Woman better in every way.! — Nikhil Saluja Strength Copy Share Image
Farting in the taxi makes the driver get you to your destination the fastest. — Nikhil Saluja Motivation Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: If we're not going to have sex, then you have to at least let me lick your balls… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
