Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Using Viagra to masturbate is a hardest time in every man's life... — Nikhil Saluja Every man Copy Share Image
During sex I only stick with missionary, I'm afraid to commit to a sex change. — Nikhil Saluja Change Copy Share Image
If you don't call me all day, I'll understand. If you don't text me all day, I'll understand. When I move on,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Suicide is never the answer. Unless the question is How do I cover up a murder? — Nikhil Saluja Suicide Copy Share Image
Next Time someone rings your home phone, test their intelligence by replying with 'Hi, can I call you back I'm driving' — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Did you know if you say Fuck Me 3 times in the window at 1 am your wife will tell you to… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
If she's retweeted you twice in one day, she's pictured what your kids would look like. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Whenever you're sad just remember that you dont look like you did in 6th grade. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny how sometimes we miss somebody but when that somebody shows up, we do nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Miss Somebody Copy Share Image
I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from… — Nikhil Saluja Bad friend Copy Share Image
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The most powerful force in the universe is women gossiping. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
