I was going to shoot myself a minute ago but your inspirational tweet showed me the light. — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the medical term for small penis is 'Chinese Dick Syndrome' right? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Woman say:OF COURSE I LOVE YOU Woman means:just not in that way. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
People who use the phrase I'm not here to judge are the most judgmental people you'll ever meet. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it. — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
Dear ugly chicks, If you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
When I say Hope to see you soon I really mean I hope you follow me on twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja Band Camp Copy Share Image
Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control. — Nikhil Saluja Spiraling out of control Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
