The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Dont look back Copy Share Image
Can you stop pretending urself as a 'tough' girl on twitter? We get it. You don't give a shit about anyone. Good… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Dear scientists, You gave us viagra, cialis and levitra¦ How about you stop playing with our dicks and give us something for… — Nikhil Saluja Science Copy Share Image
Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen… — Nikhil Saluja Next day Copy Share Image
Twitter: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you didn't learn the lesson from your first scar, sadly you deserve the second one. — Nikhil Saluja Hurt Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's all fun and games until someone wants something from you... — Nikhil Saluja Sports Copy Share Image
I wake up everyday wishing for world peace and for women with hairy arms to do something about it. — Nikhil Saluja Peace Copy Share Image
Twitter is like life. Sometimes, you have to pretend like you care about some people. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If less than 100 people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook you should probably just kill yourself — Nikhil Saluja Birthday Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Dad Copy Share Image
Just remember, in a one size fits all world; you will see very few well-dressed people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
