For happily married life, You must cheat on your wife. — Nikhil Saluja Happily married Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me after I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical. — Nikhil Saluja Being a man Copy Share Image
Damn baby, are you free Wi-Fi? 'Cause I want to log into your hotspot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman.... Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's a certain charm, when the words Go fuck yourself roll off your tongue. Try it. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
I really hate when people close their curtains. Especially when I'm on a tree trying to peak in with my binoculars. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If there is something more terrifying than seeing hot woman driving a car I'd love to see it. — Nikhil Saluja Driving A Car Copy Share Image
My dick is like the Men's Warehouse; You're gonna like the way I fuck, I guarantee it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you can't sit in a public transport and masturbate then we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
There is a special place in hell for people who spam you with facebook game requests — Nikhil Saluja Special place Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you don't know your own worth & value. Then do not expect anyone to calculate it for you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around. — Nikhil Saluja Bed Copy Share Image
Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that is where I hang them. — Nikhil Saluja Fashion Copy Share Image
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife. — Nikhil Saluja Being silly Copy Share Image
