True friends tell you not to jump off a bridge, Best friends will look at you and yell DO A BACK FLIP… — Nikhil Saluja Best friend Copy Share Image
If you're happy and you know it, why do you feel like telling this to everyone? — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people. — Nikhil Saluja Every person has a story Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake… — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
I'm shocked! The quality of porn videos these days is incredible. You can actually see the disappointment on their parents' face! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Time spent after a test... 5% Re-checking answers 5% Erasing answers 90% waiting for someone else to hand their test in first — Nikhil Saluja Time spent Copy Share Image
Hope you're not allergic to nuts. Cause I'm gonna kick yours up into your throat. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
If I was a judge I'd give strangers the death penalty for eating with their mouths open. — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com' — Nikhil Saluja Cool Copy Share Image
Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you love somebody let them go. Just make sure you install a tracking device in their ass first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman.... All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
