A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I can tell approximate weight of a girl by going through her Instagram account. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Adventure Copy Share Image
It's funny how you think you know someone so well, then you bang his wife and then his true colors start to… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
I don't hate you. I hate your watsapp jokes. I hate your tweets. I hate your Facebook Status. I hate your foursquare… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I missed your call, please send a text that says I called you. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Most of the time, I only agree with you to shut you the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Women say, It's not the size of the boat that matters, but motion in the ocean. My boat sinks right away and… — Nikhil Saluja Motion In The Ocean Copy Share Image
If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have??… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Maturity is perseverance, the ability to sweat out a project or a situation in spite of heavy opposition and discouraging set-backs. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
When I kill a mosquito I smear its blood on my face like a tribal warrior as a warning to other mosquitos. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest quotes, come from the most uncommon of minds. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja Disappointment Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
