I've just found out that I have very fast sperm. It can go from girlfriend's mouth to a tissue in 1.3 seconds — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you haven't checked the time in your watch for like 4 or 5 hours, you're probably having a good time. — Nikhil Saluja Having a good time Copy Share Image
You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I always wanted to know why some people act so different online? — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Nine months Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Ants are the WORST. Unless I see one carrying something. Then they are GOD'S LITTLE MIRACLES!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In a parallel universe, I'm on a shitty website writing about myself in a parallel universe. — Nikhil Saluja Parallel universe Copy Share Image
Just because I walked away doesn't mean you won. It simply means your dumb ass wasn't worth another second of my time. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
I don't tell sexist jokes at parties any more.They're too complicated for women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein. — Nikhil Saluja Humor Copy Share Image
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja Cool Copy Share Image
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when a girl screams. Especially when she finds me in her closet. It's like she wants someone to hear… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont own any stocks or bonds. All my money is tied up in debt. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm in a middle of a hot bubble bath with wife & realize that she isn't my wife &… — Nikhil Saluja Bubble bath Copy Share Image
If I type lol it means I blew air out my nose harder than usual don't get too fucking excited — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I'm not having sex I like jacking off, it really cums-in-handy. — Nikhil Saluja Having sex Copy Share Image
