Sometimes all you can say is, I've learned all I can learn from this person and we've grown all we can together,… — Nikhil Saluja Letting go Copy Share Image
The doctor asked me how much I drink and I told her it depends on how much money I have. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't waste your life living in a $100,000 apartment when you can live under a $15 million dollar bridge. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
95% of vegetarians are vegetarian just so they can tweet & tell the rest of us they are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
It always saddens me when someone says I'm not funny, then my wife tickles my asshole and I feel better again. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
A Boy will Love A Girl for what she looks like; A Man will Love A Girl for who she is! — Nikhil Saluja Appearance Copy Share Image
In support of gender equality, We should not hold the doors for women. — Nikhil Saluja Gender equality Copy Share Image
Nothing makes my day better than a morning kiss....on my Wife's ass. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
LOVE, Is like war -- simple to begin but the devil to stop; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I'm not a narcissist, I just like to spend most of the day infront of the mirror admiring God's gift to earth. — Nikhil Saluja Nature Copy Share Image
Every time someone talks to me today I just start yawning, because fuck what they have to say. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
You gotta use hand claps and at the end of the day as weapons when you start to lose control of an… — Nikhil Saluja End of the day Copy Share Image
In this country, alcohol is hardly ever seen as a drug problem. Instead, we think of it as more of a driving… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
