I miss when I was Little, and didnt care about my weight, clothes or hair.., I just did what made me happy..! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her. — Nikhil Saluja Text message Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you don't sleep naked I have no idea what you're doing with your life. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies! — Nikhil Saluja Medicine Copy Share Image
My weakness is women who say their weakness is Hot chocolate. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When a guy stares at you for long periods of time, he wishes you were his. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of… — Nikhil Saluja Sarcasm Copy Share Image
I don't know who Karma is, but that bitch sure does piss off a lot of people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being in the friend zone is like being a teddy bear. NOTICE that there is no penis on a teddy bear. — Nikhil Saluja Friend zone Copy Share Image
Think how miserable your sex life has to be to find the time to leave a comment on a porn video. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I'm not usually superstitious, but I really hope 13/13/13 isn't a Friday — Nikhil Saluja Friday Copy Share Image
When a girl cries, just yell happy things. YOGURT. PILATES. STOP CRYING PLEASE. — Nikhil Saluja Happy things Copy Share Image
I just came late to a meeting and this girl said 'better late than never' so I cut of her legs &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When somebody says Expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say You didn't expect that, did you? — Nikhil Saluja Expect the unexpected Copy Share Image
The secrets of a happy marriage...Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies. — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
