Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You're so boring, Even if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I bet my relationships would be more stable if I dated non-existent people who died. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you try to be different, you are being like everyone else. Being yourself is what makes you different. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Hey everybody on Twitter, I think we can cool it with all the jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My life flushed before my eyes! - a toilet after a near-death experience — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja Pepper spray Copy Share Image
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical) — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I don't have a great sense of humor, but I do have a great sense of nonsense. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I finally found it: Facebook is the family den. Twitter is the shed out back. — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot. — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Who needs the zoo when you can go to Walmart and see camel toes for free. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never cry for something you don't have... Let the others cry because they don't have you.! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
