I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their… — Nikhil Saluja Def leppard Copy Share Image
If the people in horror movies listened to me, they would still be alive. — Nikhil Saluja Horror movies Copy Share Image
If no one has ever caught me masturbating, have I even masturbated at all? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I think back, & ask myself Wow was I drunk during that relationship? — Nikhil Saluja Relationship Copy Share Image
I have been married to my wife 10 years today, Having sex with just one person in 10yrs is pure dedication. I… — Nikhil Saluja Having sex Copy Share Image
Men tend to confuse & mistake a woman's friendly behavior & interaction for flirting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies/ Bad girls know they could do it better Naughty girls do it with whips… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
You are free... when you are in control of yours lf and do not wish to control others. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls wear white cotton panties Bad girls don't wear any Naughty girls don't really give a shit — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
